What do labels really mean?

Top, Bottom, Versatile, Versatile-Top, Versatile-Bottom

.. What does it all mean? Well to me a Top is someone that does not get penetrated however will be affectionate and perform oral sex give and receive. Now I have broken this down even more to sub categories: Total-top and selfish top. Total-top is someone that does not show affection and does not perform oral sex on the other party. This is usually your married and/or bi-sexual brotha(which I will talk about them in my next entry). The selfish top does not do anything but penetrate, he is not gonna kiss, he is not gonna caress or do any types of foreplay. But, he does expect you to be totally submissive and perform everything on him and you just lie there and to quote a move "He just climbs on top of me and does his business". He may make references to your anatomy with female names. The Bottom well this is self explanatory but the differences with some bottoms are, some don't want you to touch their penis'. They don't want to use it at all. Some can climax without even touching themselves(that's talent!). There are some that do everything they just don't penetrate at all. Versatile in my opinion is the best way to be. You get the best of both worlds and there is no confusion with what they wanna or can do. In my opinion, these are the true freaks! Tops of all kinds seem to like to gravitate to these men because they feel they are more masculine, or so I have been told by some. No disrespect to total bottoms! But, you have to admit there are a lot of bottoms that are a little fem. Versatile-top same as versatile, but this one leans more toward being on top(maybe 70/30, 60/40 or 80/20) this one kinda depends on the individual because they will go primarily on the vibe they get from the other person or how they are feeling. Versatile-bottom same as versatile-top but more on the bottom. Versatile men have more choices and options of a partner, they can mix and match. Just would depend on the individual and what they are comfortable with. I MUST REPEAT...THIS IS JUST MY OPINION!!! IF I HAVE OFFENDED ANYONE I DO APOLOGIZE IT WAS NOT MY INTENT. Some may agree some may not. This is just how I see it. Again, be safe and have fun!